Wednesday, November 21, 2007

FINAL EXAMS !




One night Jack Evans, along with his 3 university
friends went out
drinking till late night, as many college students are
prone to do, and didn't study for their test, which, of course, was scheduled for
the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made
themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.

They went up to the dean and explained that they had
gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of
their car burst. They continued to explain how they had to push the car all
the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

The dean, being a compassionate human being said that
they could take the test after 3 days. The students graciously replied
that they'd be ready by that time.

On the third day, they appeared before the dean. The
dean explained that since this was a special test all four were required
to sit in separate classrooms for the duration of the exam.


They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last
three days. The test consisted of 5 questions with total of 100
points:

MID SEMESTER COURSE WORK EXAMINATION

INSTRUCTIONS :
All questions are required. Any inconsistencies on any
of the questions among the four students will result in all the
candidates getting a zero mark.


Q.1. Write down your name. ----- (2 POINTS)
Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended. ----- (30 POINTS)
Q.3. What type of a car were you driving? ------(20 POINTS)
Q.4. Which tire burst? ------- (28 POINTS)
Q.5. Who was driving? ------ (20 POINTS)



Na Serious Yawa o!!!